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Paul Dixon Brazil Local time: 11:38 Portuguese to English + ...
Jul 29, 2015
An American guy and a British guy are waiting for the lift: - Amer: Are you waiting for the elevator? - Brit: No, I'm waiting for the lift. - Amer: Sir, it's "elevator". - Brit: No, I'm sorry, sir, but it's "lift". - Amer: No it's not, we in the US invented the "elevator". - Brit: Sorry, but it's "lift" - we invented the language."
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oxygen4u Portugal Local time: 14:38 English to Portuguese + ...
Gostei!
Jul 29, 2015
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neilmac Spain Local time: 15:38 Spanish to English + ...
... I saw on Facebook recently. Here is my recollection of it:
A woman at the checkout line in a supermarket was chatting on her cell phone using a strange language. As soon as she finished the call, a man behind her said, "Hey, miss. We are in America, so it would be more respectful if you spoke English."
The woman replied, "Mister, I was speaking Navajo with my mother. If you want all people speaking English as the local language, go to England!"
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Elizabeth Tamblin United Kingdom Local time: 14:38 French to English
sorry
Jul 30, 2015
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[Edited at 2015-07-31 09:40 GMT]
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